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Who Needs Hair? - Who Needs Hair?

This is how you can check your size:

  • Choose a similar item of clothing from your wardrobe and which fits you the best.
  • Spread it out in front of you and measure it. It is important that you lay it out as flat as possible with no crinkles, otherwise you might get the wrong measurement!
  • With your measurements you can then check out our measurement/sizing information and order the size that comes the closest to your measurement.


  • 2XL
  • S
  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • XXL
  • XXXL
  • 3XL
  • 4XL
  • 5XL

1. Back length

  • 77,5 cm
  • 68,5 cm
  • 71,0 cm
  • 73,5 cm
  • 76,0 cm
  • 77,5 cm
  • 79,0 cm
  • 79,0 cm
  • 80,5 cm
  • 82,0 cm

2. Chest width

  • 66,0 cm
  • 46,0 cm
  • 51,0 cm
  • 56,0 cm
  • 61,0 cm
  • 66,0 cm
  • 71,0 cm
  • 71,0 cm
  • 76,0 cm
  • 81,0 cm

3. Sleeve length

  • 22,5 cm
  • 16,5 cm
  • 18,0 cm
  • 19,5 cm
  • 21,0 cm
  • 22,5 cm
  • 24,0 cm
  • 24,0 cm
  • 25,5 cm
  • 27,0 cm

The measurements may differ between 1 and 2 cm

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Currently in stock
Parcel arrival:  estimated between Tuesday, 29/08/2017 & Monday, 04/09/2017

Product Details

Outer material100% cotton
T-Shirt TextWho Needs Hair With A Body Like This?
ThemeFun merch
Available since 03.11.2009
Product code129179

Who Needs Hair?

- front print
- round neck
- regular fit

Going bald? Don't worry, with this shirt you don't need any more hair - you got your perfect body instead! On the front of this black shirt you'll find the line "Who needs hair with a body like this!". This shirt is available in up to size 4XL.

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Great shirt, hilarious reactions

Bought my dad the shirt, he absolutely loves it, thinks it's funny as f***, people can't help but crack a smile when he walks past with it on. Plus it's a great quality shirt

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I know this is a man's tee-shirt however I have had a horrible illness and lost my hair and if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.
This teeshirt is fabulous the quality and design are spot on and I feel a million dollars when I wear it and it makes people smile great job Emp keep it up

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Funny as ****!!

I gave my dad this t-shirt and his face was a picture. We went out last weekend and he had woman queuing up to see his body!

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Who's laughing now?

very cool message so that I don't have to give the others the finger!

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